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Joke #28 | September 12th, 2022
What’s a Cow’s Dream Job?
Going Udder Cover.
Joke #27 | September 5th, 2022
Where Do Find a Cow With No Legs?
Right Where You Left It.
Joke #26 | August 29th, 2022
What do You Call a Cow in a Suit of Armor?
Sir Loin.
Joke #25 | August 22nd, 2022
Why Did the Cow Cross the Road?
To Get To The Udder Side.
Joke #24 | August 15th, 2022
What Do You Call Cows With a Sense of Humor?
Laughing Stock.
Joke #23 | August 8th, 2022
What Do You Call a Cow With 3 Legs?
Lean Beef.
Joke #22 | August 1st, 2022
What Do You Call a Cow After it Gives Birth?
Decalfinated.
Joke #21 | July 25th, 2022
Why Don’t Cows Jump Over Barbed Wire Fences?
It Would Be an Udder Disaster.
Joke #20 | July 18th, 2022
Where Do Baby Cows Get Their Food?
The Calf-eteria.
Joke #19 | July 11th, 2022
Why Do Cows Wear Bells?
Their Horns Don’t Work.
Joke #18 | July 4th, 2022
Why Don’t Cows Have Money?
The Farmers Milked Them Dry.
Joke #17 | June 27th, 2022
How Do You Spot an Undercover Cow?
It Has a Fake Moo-Stache.
Joke #16 | June 20th, 2022
What is a Cow’s Favorite Place To Travel?
Moo-Zealand.
Joke #15 | June 13th, 2022
Why Do Cows Like Reading Magazines?
They love the Cattle-Logs.
Joke #14 | June 6th, 2022
What Do You Hear When a Cow Breaks the Sound Barrier?
Cow-Boom.
Joke #13 | May 30th, 2022
What Do Cows Use To Cut Grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Joke #12 | May 23rd, 2022
Where Do You Find a Cow Who’s Having a Really Bad Day?
McDonald’s.
Joke #11 | May 16th, 2022
Why Don’t Cows Have Feet?
Because They Lactose.
Joke #10 | May 9th, 2022
What Happens When a Cow Goes To a Weed Farm?
The Steaks Get Higher.
Joke #9 | May 2nd, 2022
What Kind of Things Does a Crazy Cow Say?
Udder Nonsense.
Joke #8 | April 25th, 2022
Where Do Cows Get Their Medicine?
The Farmacy.
Joke #7 | April 18th, 2022
What Do You Call a Twitching Cow?
Beef Jerky.
Joke #6 | April 11th, 2022
Why Don’t Cows Play Darts?
They Might Hit A Bulls-Eye.
Joke #5 | April 4th, 2022
What Does a Farmer Use To Count?
A Cow-Culator.
Joke #4 | March 28th, 2022
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
Joke #3 | March 21st, 2022
Why Are Cows Bad Listeners?
Everything Goes In One Ear And Out The Udder.
Joke #2 | March 14th, 2022
What Do Cows Read in the Morning?
The Moos Paper.
Joke #1 | March 7th, 2022
What Do You Call a Cow During an Earthquake?
A Milkshake.